I would be the best (worst?) Villain.
"Now that I have captured you, do you want to know how I did it? Too bad!" *kills good guy*
I wouldn't mess around

Exactly. Unite everyone against you while imposing policies that'll be to their benefit. You'll be the hero they'll never see coming.
Have you read Moore's The Watchmen, or seen the movie? The villain(?) fits that exact role.

I think I would be something less than a villain. Like, I'd be evil, but a kind of low key evil. I don't really wanna kill people or take over the world even though it would be fun. I'd just wanna make life easy for me.

Everyone says Jokur plz, but does anyone ever say Jokur, thank you?! He may be an alternate universe version of the guy who shot me through the spine, but he deserves our respect!

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Jokur is a girl and can you premise me a lollipop.

Well if you want a challenge, we can put you with Killer Croc. Or with Riddler, he's a challenge in his own way. As in I challenge you to last five minutes in a cell with the guy.

You bastard! If I see a single oatmeal raisin cookie in this castle again, I'll send lady after you! That is, if she agreed to be the manager of the arsenal.

I'd head a private military dedicated to hunting down criminals and terrorists while neutralizing rouge states. Politics be damned.
We'd be a low-key world police.

Depending on your powers you'll either be hired for wetworks, you'll assist larger units in defending innocents stuck in the current AO, or you'll be asked to tank damage that a lesser man wouldn't be able to handle.
The endgoal would be to get rid of the universal bad guys such as organized crime, terrorists, rouge states, warlords, and rival PMCs that would knowingly perpetrate large civilian bodycounts.

I would probably play video games all day... and piss of my friends Also I would bring my hamster everywhere and whilst my enemy is petting him I kill them!

Dictator for me and possible Cannibal if I could I wish I could control gravity like imagine being pulled by gravity your blood begins to collect at your feet

jokur_and_batmon· 5 years ago · FIRSTdeleted· 5 years agodeleted· 5 years agodeleted· 5 years agodeleted· 5 years ago"Now that I have captured you, do you want to know how I did it? Too bad!" *kills good guy*

I wouldn't mess around

timebender25· 5 years agorosemagwin· 5 years agodeleted· 5 years agoguest· 5 years agoHave you read Moore's The Watchmen, or seen the movie? The villain(?) fits that exact role.

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officialcabbagetur· 5 years agodeleted· 5 years agorandomfandomgirl· 5 years agootamega· 5 years agodeleted· 5 years agodeleted· 5 years agofamousone· 5 years agoI have a rough outline of a plan.

deleted· 5 years agofamousone· 5 years agoThe endgoal would be to get rid of the universal bad guys such as organized crime, terrorists, rouge states, warlords, and rival PMCs that would knowingly perpetrate large civilian bodycounts.

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